ive eaten shrimp exactly 5 times in my life, always with gusto and an utter lack of self-restaint, and each time has ingrained itself in my memory as distinctly nightmarish when they ended with me ralphing it all back up within the hour. i thought this was reflective of my hubris and insufficient fear of god, but it is only as i write this post now, crumpled to my knees on the floor of this eresto’s bathroom after eating half a baja taco and recalling that my dad is allergic to shellfish, i realize perhaps the issue is not with a higher power, but with a deeper one. biology.
hc that lance is afraid of the dark and keith uses it to his advantage cus he’s an ass who loves to mess with his bf. he’s always sneaking around when lance is sleeping and pushes things off of dressers and lance gets scared and yells KEITH and keith is like shh im right here and cuddles him.
or alternatively, keith using lance’s fear to cuddle him while they’re still friends. we love a pining idiot.
Remember, Debbie Reynolds was so much more than just Carrie’s mom. She was a beautiful, amazing, wickedly funny woman in her own right. She loved her daughter and she made her daughter who she was, but it is a disservice to her memory to shrink her down to just being Carrie’s mom.
Also, because it needs to be said, Debbie was a huge supporter of the mentally ill. She helped found The Thalians, a mental health charity in
1955 and served as chairwoman for the organization for fifty-six years. She was an amazing woman and will be missed.
AND she is the top witch bitch from Halloween Town and needs her good name spread during HER holiday.
hot take: ariana is not a rehabilitation center for her exes.
hot take: ariana shouldn’t be blamed for the mental illness of others.
hot take: we should show compassion for pete cuz mental illness / depression is a terrible disease he can not control
hot take: we can also acknowledge the fact that pete has done terrible things in the past while seperating that he is human and doesnt deserve to kill himself.